North Korea achieves a breakthrough (I)


From the Secret Superbunkers of North Korea Comes The Latest In Weapons Technology!

TVMB technology (Track via Migrating Birds) has been pioneered by the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea. This amazing new technology, utilizes a powerful camera on the weapon which is angled upwards permanently. This camera follows the flight path of the high-flying Siberian Crane to keep the weapon on course. As it relies on animal life, it cannot be jammed or degraded, unlike the Capitalist Warmongering Global Positioning System

It is expected to cost a mere $80 Billion.

This is intended to be the first in a very long series of posts which parody the current US Military Procurement System, of which the use of "Objective" as a descriptor will be overused heavily. You have been warned.