North Korea achieves a breakthrough (2)


From the Secret Superbunkers of North Korea Comes The Latest In Weapons Technology!

We are proud to reveal to you the North Korean Objective Interim Expendable Lightweight Assault Force Tactical Urban Warrior System, Chemical Fueled.....

The mission of the Objective Interim Expendable Lightweight Assault Force Tactical Urban Warrior System, Chemical Fueled, or OIELAFTUWSCF, is the engagement at close quarters of enemy forces and material within moderately built up urban areas such as those found in third world shitholes. Each Warrior System consists of a single male age 12-21 armed with an RPK light machine gun, one 10-pound satchel charge, one spare drum magazine and one machete. Each Warrior System is also issued with sixteen ounces of crystal Meth, one pipe for smoking crystal Meth, and six ounces of pure PCP, also smoked in the meth pipe. A loot sack is also included in the kit. Training is limited to advice on what size of hit to start with. Transportation consists of small Japanese pickup trucks equipped with KPV heavy machine guns and RPG-7 rocket launchers.

The Warrior System is deployed in units of 500-15,000 primarily for the purpose of the punitive expeditions against those the Great Leader deems an annoyance in the third world, but who are not yet worthy of the attention of North Korean Main Force units.